Boy: grandpa! what are you doing on the porch with no pants on? grandpa: well, last week i sat out there with no shirt on and i got a stiff neck. this is your grandma's idea!
Son: mom, why daddy has a snake. mom: that's why i am sitting on it. son: mom, nanny is more brave than you. mom: why? son: because she eats daddy's snake!
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category. she didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
Patient: doctor, i took two covid-19 tests today. the nasal swab was negative (-) but the anal swab was positive (+). what does this make me? doctor: a battery!
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category. she didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
Son: dad, is there any place where people love everyone no matter their race colour or sexuality? dad: yes son, it's called pornhub!